Top Gear: What Jeremy Clarkson says about The Stig







 Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves...

• Some say he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat...

• Some say he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue...


• Some say he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks horizontally...

• Some say that his breath smells of